Monday, January 19, 2009

Baby, It's a Gas...

No matter what you call the output or the process: barneying, freaking out the dog, tooting, fluffing, stinkying (with or without pooping), tooter-rooters, stinkers, farts (or faerts), poots, passing wind, floating a biscuit, sparts, gassing, the thunder down under, butt burps, jockey roasters, one gun salutes, passing one, beefing, putt-putts, excuse-me-ing, poofing or passing gas, it is funny. Thanks to all who commented on the Homework Hijinks post for the suppressed snickers and out-and-out laughs. [As a parent trying to suppress her children's potty talk, this first paragraph was an utter delight to type!]

That all said, we've got a prize to give! Random.org has spoken and the number 3 -- not unlike a weightless gas -- rose to the top of the random integer generator.

Congratulations to Rachael of Little Bites of Heaven who has won a copy of Christie Mellor's hysterical latest, Were You Raised By Wolves? Clues to the Mysteries of Adulthood!
Drop me a line Rachael, and send an address to which I can send your prize!

More giveaways coming soon...stay tuned!

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9 comments:

Elisabeth said...

Congratulations Rachael!

Sara said...

Congrats Rachael!!

Debbie said...

I think my name is Rachael. Oh shoot, it isn't. Well, congrats to the read Rachael.

monica said...

Congrats Rachael!

noble pig said...

Oh my word all those words made me laugh! Thank you!

Christy said...

LOL
I am laughing over your list of names for farting! Too funny! It reminds me of a story from my hair dresser how her hubby didn't want the kids to say fart. So, her boys now in their 30s will say... "oh please excuse me, I puffed!" in the girlest voice possible! I couldn't quit laughing and your post reminded me of that conversation! too funny!

mommytoalot said...

Thanks for the early morning laughs.
I live with six boys..and a fluffy girl....who know all about tooting.
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Congrats Rachael

Missy said...

Congrats Rachael! Cheryl, the contest was lots of fun!

Nancy said...

OMG - I totally laughed out loud at some of those. I think my favorite is "The thunder down under" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Thanks for that :)

And Congrats to Rachel!