Thursday, February 5, 2009

Ground Rules

If you plan on coming for a playgroup with Sarah, you'd be wise to heed Darren's behavioral dictates above. For those who find it difficult to read:

Warning
if you do not follow directions you won't come again consaquenses [sic] too

1.) Don't pee on Darren's property.
2.) no trying on Darren's underwear.

3.) Don't go on Darren's bed.
4.) Don't play with Darren's Double loop race car track.

Don't say we didn't warn you.

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25 comments:

Goddess in Progress said...

Bwahahaha! I love it! If I had been drinking something, I surely would have snorted it out of my nose or done a spit-take or something.

Duly warned, duly warned.

Pete and Shelley said...

Oh my gosh......Hilarious!

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Jen B. said...

Ahahaha!!! That is hysterical!

Jenni Jiggety said...

Wow! That must be one heckuva playgroup to have to have rules like THAT posted! Bikers?

Julie B. said...

Hmmm, it actually sounds like he's expecting our cat Toby for Sarah's playdate. Just realized today that the horrible smell in the bathroom was due to the cat peeing in the bathtub...perhaps when Katie locked him in there yesterday. (oh, and double fun...she did not clean up her bathtoys from the last bath so they were ALL in there). To clean or to toss, I still haven't decided. For now, I just filled the tub up with water and lots of soap and am letting them "soak" until I decide. Maybe the cat will fall in next time and drown...

mommytoalot said...

LOL..too funny

noble pig said...

Wow, she's strict.

Emily said...

*gasp* ...can't breathe.... dying laughing... tears streaming.....down my face.....thank you so much....

Nicole O'Dell said...

How funny! That's hilARious!

You know, there are all kinds of weird laws and warnings out there because people have actually done those stupid things...so...which of Sarah's friends peed on Darren's things and who tried on his underwear?

MommyJ said...

I ask the same question as Nicole... has someone actually peed on his property before to make this such a concern for him? :) So, so funny. I'm glad you shared.

MommyAmy said...

LOL!

ahem...

Yes, sir! Right away, sir!

Christy said...

cracking up laughing! Those are too funny! Poor Darren... I wouldn't want house guests trying on my underwear either!

thanks for the chuckle!

Mom To A Preschooler said...

LOL! That was just funny! That piece of paper is so priceless. I'd keep that note forever! Thanks for sharing.

Laura said...

These should be rules for the world...if we all just stick to NUMBER ONE...dont' pee on each other's property, egos, (or ideas)...then the world would be a happy place.
Darren has solved our problems.

Nancy said...

So...a few things come to mind here...are Darren's things often peed on?? Same goes with his undies...

Last year, my Dad found similar rules written by my younger sister (probably when she was about Darren's age). My Dad and my sister now share a home office, so he framed the rules and hung them up on her side. LOL

Debbie said...

I gotta admit that I don't like people trying on my underwear either.

Rachael said...

hahahaha, thanks for the laugh! a mush needed one this morning!

Megryansmom said...

Ha, that's hilarious about the underwear!

Helene said...

Oh.My.God. I spit my orange juice all over the place while reading this!! That's got to be one of the funniest things I've seen from a kid!!!!

Terra said...

Has anyone ever peed on Darren's property? or tried on his underwear? TOO funny.

Lisa said...

This is hysterical! It's a good thing you interpreted, because "consequences" had me lost.

H said...

Too funny! But, like others, I'm wondering what the likelihood is of someone actually peeing on Darren's stuff or trying on his underwear? Maybe he's just trying to plan for every contingency? I'll make sure to keep this in mind for future playdates at my house, though...thanks for the advice, er, the rules, Darren!

Tracy said...

Umm...just who is Sarah hanging out with that #1 and #2 are an issue?

LOL

Summer said...

This was so freaking funny! Kids can totally rock sometimes, and sometimes not. ;-)