Thursday, March 26, 2009

Toot, Toot, Tootsie...

Mommy: "Hey, you guys know before Grandma comes you really need to clean up the den.*"
[a.k.a. the playroom, with a great couch for sleeping.Grandma's room of choice when she spends the night.]

Sarah:
"Why can't she just sleep with you and Dad?"

Darren: "Grandma is pretty particular, and I doubt she'd like all of Dad's tooting."

Sarah: "Oh, I know what you and Daddy do in bed at night."

Mommy: "You do?"

Sarah: "Yep. You toot and sleep and snore and toot and sleep and snore and once in a while get up to go to the bathroom."
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19 comments:

Goddess in Progress said...

Hahaha! I love it when kids let us know what they REALLY think the adults do. Of course, I can't decide if that's more or less graphic than what I feared she might say if she were a little older... ;-)

Amanda said...

That's hilarious!

Carrie said...

She's right, that is pretty much what we do! Hehehehe!

Terra said...

someone in my house has ben accused of tootin in their sleep, we won't name names.

Barbara Manatee said...

LOL! You should have warned us about the explicit post that was ahead!!

blueviolet said...

Well, is it true?

ChefDruck said...

Ha! that is just a classic pit in your stomach moment that turns into a funny very relieved quotable story.

Love the word "toot", we use the French word "prout".

Missy said...

Whew! Sarah is so smart - I wasn't sure where the conversation was headed. But oh how funny it turned!!!

A little piece of 7th heaven said...

That had me crackin up:)
thanks

Rachael said...

i have to admit, i was a little bit worried about where that was heading...haha! i love the things that their little minds create...it is so wonderful!

Sugar Boogers & Tantrums said...

LOL! This is the cutest post Cheryl. I love it!

Trenches of Mommyhood said...

I hope you responded, "Yep, exactly. That's EXACTLY what we do, honey."

Jules said...

Omgosh Cheryl, all I've got to say is LOL!!
Kids are honest aren't they!!!
Too cute!

Take care!! ;0)

Tracy said...

Hahaha! So did your heart skip a beat or what??? :)

MommyAmy said...

LOL... just when you think you know where the conversation is going it goes somewhere COMPLETELY unexpected! ha ha.. so funny!

Jenny said...

Ha ha! I think that is probably what I thought my parents did too when I was seven.

Nancy said...

HAH!! Hoo boy. My stomach would have dropped at that one...

were you able to keep from laughing out loud after her declaration?

tee hee

Zip n Tizzy said...

So true!

T walked into our room last night after having a bad dream and complained that he was having nightmares because of daddies snoring.

They know us all too well.

Lani said...

That.is.hysterical.