Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Anarchy in the U.S.A.

We've a pistol on our hands. She's not Rotten. She's not Vicious. She's Sarah...saying whatever is going on in her a mile-a-minute mind.

Morsels from her recent monologues:

Sarah: "Guess what kind of Christian I am...and it's not Disciples of Christ (our church)."

Mom: "What kind of Christian are you?"

Sarah: "Episcopalian."

Mom: "What is it that Episcopalians believe that you identify with?"

Sarah: "All I know is that George Washington was Episcopalian and we agree on a lot."


As she was showing me a picture of the Iwo Jima statue...


Sarah: "So Japan was against us in a war?"

Mom: "Yes, in World War II."

Sarah: "I would've been on Japan's side."


From the backseat, as we pulled up to our house...


Sarah: "Mom, our family has three Christians and a Hindu."

Mom: (waiting for it....)

Sarah: "I'm the Hindu. Don't tell Grandma."
God save the queen, indeed.
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Joining in a bit belatedly to play along with the adorable Missy at Two Little Monkeys' Say What??! Wednesday! Go check out the funny things kids say web-wide!

13 comments:

Gucci Mama said...

I've never met an Episcopalian Hindu before. ;)

Bethany said...

Oh my goodness, she's hysterical! How does she even know what some of that means!?

Sharlene said...

Don't you just love girls like her? I hope my Mari has just as much spunk when she geta to be Sarah's age. She is DEFINITELY on track to be. :)

debi9kids said...

It's just amazing how observant Sarah is! LOVE that she is her own woman too :)

cat said...

Oh she is just so original! Do tell her that she will have to give up meat to be a Hindu and hear what she says.

Missy (Two Little Monkeys) said...

Oh that Sarah! I love her mile a minute mind. Love it!

Donna said...

What a gem! Love her to pieces! The world better watch out for that one!

Devri said...

lol too funny!

Marlynn said...

LOL - she is fantastic :) Hope you are saving all of these up to share with her when she's older!

Mommy2Twinkies-Deb said...

Oh my! How funny!! She's so much fun and quite a handful.

Nancy said...

LOL! I just *LOVE* Sarah :)

Fiona said...

How old is Sarah? She sounds like a smart cookie :)

Missy (Two Little Monkeys) said...

Thank you Cheryl for playing along! That cutie Sarah says the funniest things. I love her wit!