The Genuine. The Jerky. The Jeans.

He-Twin's pencilled prayer:

Direct, and to the point.

She-Twin's conversation with the Divine:

Transcribed: Dear God, Do you like Slim Jims? I also want to know if you like people. Please tell me. You know, I think McDonalds is pretty good, too. My favorite type of food is chocolate. I would really like it if you wrote me a letter describing the taste of the bacon you can buy in heaven. How do you tell a male chromisone [sic] from a female?

And the not-so-prayerful punchline...

Amen.