Philadelphia Freedom

Sitting next to an attentive, well-behaved She-Twin in church Sunday, I placed a gentle, silent kiss upon her cheek. Reflexively, she proceeded to "wipe" it, but the process of wiping went on and on... 


Mom (quietly, with a slightly hurt expression): "Awwww, Sarah...." 


She-Twin (whispering, with a smile): "Mom, I am spreading the kiss all over my face....like cream cheese!"

Be sure to exercise your freedom today, VOTE!
(He-Twin and She-Twin wish they could!)