Our Plural Parenting Proclivities

Santa visited the Lage twins...even after this year's traumatic tour-de-force reveal. However, it's long been known that Santa does not stuff parents' stockings; the adults take care of their own kind.

Paragons of peculiar yet predictable taste, behold the delicacies Double Daddy and I placed in each other's Christmas socks...

Far more personal than golf clubs and diamonds....

Can you guess whose is whose?