Wade in the Water, Children...

Over a heated game of Wii Lego Star Wars...

Darren (in a not-at-all indoor voice): "Stop it! You are not doing it right...and don't yell at me!"

Sarah (sensing unfairness, loudly): "You're yelling at me, why shouldn't I yell at you?"

Darren (with gavel-possessing authority): "Because you've already been baptized, that's why!"

There's a young man taking his pending pre-baptism class seriously....now if we can just get rid of that quick-to-judgment part...