Tale of Two Evils

a.k.a. Choosing for whom to Cheer

On our way to a Superbowl party...

From the backseat: "Daddy, who do you want to win the Superbowl?"

Double Daddy: "Well, it's a choice between homophobes and murderers..."

From the backseat: "What's a homophobe?"

Double Daddy: "A homophobe is someone who is afraid of, doesn't like or is prejudiced against gay people."

From the backseat: "Then the murderers it is."

[Author's note: The Lage family endorses neither homophobia nor murder.]