Paired Pet Peeves

In the car, on the way to church---which surprisingly seems to be the occasion to discuss people who provoke...

He-Twin: "What kind of people annoy you most?"

Mom: "Hands down, people who are rude. There's never any excuse for it.  Who annoys you the most?"

She-Twin: "Hypocrites."

He-Twin: "Procrastinators annoy me most."

Mom: "But Darren, look how long it took you to get going on your reading list? You procrastinate, too."

He-Twin: "Yeah, I do---but I am good at it, and get things done."

Okay then.