Saturday, January 18, 2014

Fashion Police

Deciding what to wear to my office winter party....

Mom (pulling two dresses from my closet): "Hey Honey, will you help me figure out which of these to wear tonight?"

She-Twin (before the garments are fully revealed): "Oh, I already know which one is better."

Mom (surprised by her speedy choice): "Really?"

She-Twin: "Absolutely, this one (with her hand on a full-length black dress)."

Mom: "Wow, that was fast. Is this one (pale green, kimono-style) just too plain?"

She-Twin: "No, it's just too stupid."

Well then. Full-length it is.

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