While enjoying a delicious salmon and orzo salad at the Virginia Museum of Fine Art's Best Cafe...
Mom: "You know, sometimes I really think I could be a vegetarian...the kind that only eat eggs and fish..."
Darren: "Oh, I could be an Episcopalian...."
Mom: "Hon, Episcopalian is a denomination. Think you mean a pescatarian..."
Darren: "Yeah, a pescatarian...they can have lamb, right?"
Mom: "No."
Darren: "Duck?"
Mom: "No. Those are both full-on meats. Not only that, your favorites are all the Easter animals!"
Darren: "We HAVE to eat the chickens. They outnumber humans 100+ to 1.
Mom: "Wow, did you learn that in science? "
Darren: "Yeah, but we don't eat bugs, and they outnumber humans 3 million to 1."
Mom: "Man, you are learning some cool stuff in science."
Darren: "Mom, I didn't learn that in science. We learned that in Disney World."
Education everywhere.
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