Twin Touché - Episode #1

After catching She-Twin actually reading Twinspiration (2nd ed. advance copy) for the first time...

Mom (genuinely curious): "So what did you read about?"

She-Twin (matter-of-factly): "Read the part about spiritual upbringing, the part about all the different things you can do with baby wipes, and then the part about how we were born. That must've been awful when Darren got stuck in the birth canal."

Mom (honestly): "You know really, it wasn't all that bad; although you were much easier."

She-Twin (without missing a beat): "Still am."