He-Twin (with an ever-so-slight British accent): "Mother, might you favor me with a scripture before you go?"
Mom (surprised and somewhat delighted by the request): "When asked the most important commandments, Jesus responded, 'Love the Lord your God with all your heart and soul and mind, and the second is this, to love your neighbor as yourself. All the laws and prophets are based on these two things.'"
He-Twin (rolling over, under his breath): "You could've gone with 'Jesus wept.'"
Love that my not-so-little lad is thinking in character during non-rehearsal times.
[Shameless Mom-plug: If you find yourself in the Richmond area later in April, do come see He-Twin as Charles Lightoller in Chesterfield Children's Theatre's production of Titanic.]