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After hearing a radio ad declaring "Uncle Eddie has the best (insert strategically placed chicken clucks here) wings..."
Sarah (clearly delighted with her own social savvy): "Oh I know exactly what words they were covering over, Mom."
Mommy (curious to a fault): "You do? Please don't say it, but you can spell it."
Sarah (confidently): "They wanted to say 'D-A-M-N.'"
Mommy (oddly pleased and relieved) "Well, I am very glad they used chicken noises instead."
During a viewing of the much-loved-in-the-Lage house Pawn Stars, wherein Old Man relegated Big Hoss and Chumlee to his "#&!*&#% list..."
Darren (delighting in debauched language) "Awww! I know what list he put them on. It has two syllables."
Mommy (surprised, and confused by the polysyllabic assumption): "You do?"
Darren (confidently): "It's another word for 'donkey,' and it begins with a 'j'."
Count me as one twin mom pleased to have her nine-year-olds blissfully--and happily, ignorantly---on the naive end of the nasty language list. (Which bears absolutely no resemblance to the presupposed 'jackass list.')
5 comments:
keep raising those kids right, mama!
That's so sweet...dreading the days where mine will be filling in the blanks! I love that Pawn Stars is so popular in your house!
Haha. Mine aren't as sweet. I have a similar post right now :)
Boy are your kids cute!!! :)
Um yeah, the bleeps can turn out funny conversations especially when you have a 10 year old and a five year old...different angles need to be spoke from...
Anything to get them to work on their spelling! My 6yo is convinced there is a swear word that begins with "z". Guessing what it might be keeps him entertained for hours!
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