Friday, July 22, 2011

The Feminine Critique

Due to aging eyes, Dollar Store reader glasses are required to un-blur my meal. Over dinner...

Double Daddy (giggling): "Will your eyes look that huge when you get real glasses?"

Mom (seeking back-up): "Do my eyes really look big with these on?"

She-Twin (reassuringly): "They don't look huge; they look totally normal."

Double Daddy (laughing): "They're huge."

She-Twin (with worldly conviction): "Mom, you know you can't trust him. He's a man."

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Rochelle@AFamilyofLooneys said...

LMBO That totally cracked me up. You have one smart girl there.

MandyE (Twin Trials and Triumphs) said...

Oh, my...thanks for the laugh! That's great!!! ;) You just need to coach her to say that glasses make you look wise, too. :)

championm2000 said...

Women have to stick together!

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