He-Twin: "Why is it that you can reverse the numbers around for multiplication and addition and the problem still works, but it doesn't for subtraction?"
Mom: "Just the rules of math, I suppose."
He-Twin: "You know the answer to that question would probably help with making a time machine."
Mom: "Do you think time travel is possible?"
He-Twin: "Sure."
Mom: "How?"
He-Twin: "You need a really powerful battery."
Mom: "Of course, but how would it work?"
He-Twin: "You'd have a clock where you adjust the hands to where you want to go."
Mom: "I get that, too; but what makes it work?"
He-Twin (exasperated): "A big red button!"

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