Makes My Monday: Oral Fiber

Hearing the readily identifiable clatter of snack procurement from the kitchen....

Mom: "Darren, what are you doing? It's 6pm!"

He-Twin: "I'm starved. I'm just getting some cereal."

Mom: "Darren, you will be too full for dinner!"

He-Twin: "Mini-wheats aren't filling..."

Mom: "Darren, they are filling...they're FULL of fiber!"

He-Twin: "Fiber doesn't mean it's filling, it just means it'll come out quicker."