Girl Gangster of Love

In the car, driving home tonight from the The Richmond Ballet's Romeo & Juliet...

She-Twin: "You know in that high school interview when they asked me what three words I'd use to describe myself?"

Mom: "Yes."

She-Twin: "I wish I'd said, 'I'm a picker. I'm a grinner. I'm a lover and I'm a sinner.'"

Mom (laughing): "You know that's four words."

She-Twin: "Yeah, but they'd have to let me in with that."

Whatever high school gets my little joker---not a smoker or midnight toker---will be lucky indeed.