Battle or Blossoming Book Club?

As I brought breakfast plates into the dining room before church...

Sarah: "You're Aunt Edith!"

Darren: "You're Mrs. Zuckerman!"

Sarah: "You're Templeton!"

Darren: "You're Lurvy!"

Sarah: "I'm Fern, which means you're Avery."

Darren: "...which means I get a lot of weapons."

So begins our twins' first unstructured reading group...