It's All Right Now

...in fact it's a gas.

Upon dismounting his loft ladder for a lights-out stalling drink of water---

Darren (excitedly): "Sarah! I'm going to toot! See what happens"

Sarah (laughing wildly): "Do it!"

Darren (turning and dropping his pajama britches to allow his twin sister a full booty view): [Insert gas expellation sound effect of your choosing here.]

Mommy (trying not to giggle): "Darren!"

Darren (ignoring me, with his pants back in place): "So, Sarah?!?"

Sarah (with chagrin): "Naaah. You can't see anything come out."

Visions of horrifying future science projects are dancing in my head.....