Solliloquy from the Sick Bay

From a sofa-reclining, significant fever and as a result, nausea afflicted (don't utter the name of the dreaded newsmaking illness, please) Sarah, while watching Shrek and the donkey argue...

Sarah: "I hope no little kids watched this, because they might not know that it's not right to call someone a 'jackass;' even though Shrek meant it kind of mean, a donkey really IS a jackass so that's actually accurate...but you know what I mean. They might show bad judgment and use it."